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The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy?? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!?"

The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not?? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!....."

In a Baroda hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Surat hotel lobby:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In an hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily..

In an Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. 

This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helicopter rescue mission. The pilot is a PA National Guard guy who flies EMS choppers in civilian life. Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the rear end of a chopper down on the roof top of a shack, on a steep mountain cliff, and hold it there while soldiers load wounded men in the rear?